影片點子 Movie ideas （目錄 Table of Contents）
- 何以停電？ Why the power outage?
- 停電要多久呢？ Power out until when please?
- 正辣妹 Hot time with hot stuff
- 按摩剩餘千瓦 Massage away spare kilowatts
- A Boy named Barfsdale
- That's "Neurdsbeurg"
- 總統要尿尿 Presidential Piss
- 總統對柑橘 President vs. tangerine
- 待總統 Waiting for the President
- 總統肖像至天花板 President's portrait on the ceiling
- 總統之鸚鵡 Presidential parrot
- 豆代零錢上公車 Beans for bus fare
- 過站不停遭炸 Bus doesn't stop ... boom
- 我要尿尿 Right to pee
- 我有權按所有的按鈕 I have the right to press all the buttons
- 飄著計程車司機 Floating taxi driver
- 魔毯降落貧民窟 Magic carpet lands in the wrong side of town
- Beam me back, to the time and place in the EXIF headers
- 與某市府某局處找地號 Finding land parcels with a certain city bureau
- Tweezenthaller still tweezing his toes
- 耳機線太短 Headphone cord too short
- The CDROM drawers were opening and closing
- Mafia music enforcement squad
- 喪事鈴聲 Funeral ringtones
- 無法撥零先生 Couldn't call Mr. Zero
- Maxwell Smart gets a spam
- 螞蟻作歹 Evil ants
- 蟑螂也跑光 Even the roaches have left
- 螢火蟲警察 Firefly cops
- 國際援助不當 Inappropriate foreign aid
- 筷子遭攔截 Chopstick interception
- 貓糞烤肉 Cat feces flavor barbecue
- 倒吃 Backwards eating
- 吃飯時才理我 Nobody listens too me except at dinner
- Bedside bells
- 味道太好， 忘記家人 Tastes so good, I forgot the wife and kids
- 接波羅密 Catch the jackfruit
- 壯陽：酵母入褲 Yeast powder into pants
- 留冰箱過期到什麼程度 Food left in fridge really too long: evolved into fist that grabs you by the neck
- 還我斑點運動 The give me back my spots movement
- 地震？穿好一點 Earthquake? Get yourself presentable, son.
- 持Ｖｉｓａ™卡之猩猩 Gorillas with Visa™ cards
- 流氓衣 Gangster clothes
- 愛國穿著 Patriotic clothes
- 天體營鞋遭竊 Shoes stolen at nudist camp
- Shoe massage 鞋底按摩
- 門置巨鞋 Giant shoes at door
- 拖鞋尊嚴 Presentable slippers
- 拖鞋遭調查 Slippers under investigation
- 與阿公出門 Out and about with grandpa
- 阿嬤捏市長屁股 Grandma pinches mayor's butt
- Senior's half price bus card
- 扶乩占卜颱風軌跡 Predict typhoon path with an Ouija board
- ２２度Ｃ不吉祥溫度也 The unlucky temperature, 22 deg. C
- 我修理了警鳥 I fixed the police bird
- 高級人與消毒水 Upper crust and disinfectant
- 牙醫口罩 Dentists' masks
- 專吻 Expert kiss
- 生個孩子 Have a kid
- 捲尺以鬆緊帶 Tape measure on elastic band
- 垃圾車歌：足甘心的 Garbage truck melody: heartwarming
- 低級的衛生紙
- 金紙廣告詞
- 騎士戴金桶
- 一家輪名 Names round robin
- 改名以友 Change your name to your friends name
- 睡９０度 Sleep 90 degrees
- 老外搞拼音姓名學 Foreigner turns to Pinyin fortunetelling
積丹尼 Dan Jacobson